Today is my parents' 35th wedding anniversary. The internet tells me that a "modern or traditional" gift appropriate for the impressive 35-year mark is coral. I don't have any real coral and I'm pretty sure the Plant Fair Nursery (where we got their real anniversary gift) doesn't sell coral...so this is the best stand-in I could find to wish them Happy Anniversary via the internet. My sister says it looks like the skeleton of a saguaro...but we'll pretend that it's real coral.
I love you, mom and dad! Happy anniversary to the best parents anyone could hope for.